Boy: I'm coming to see you honey, I don't care about the high gas prices or nothing, I'm coming no matter what.
Girl: Awwww Okay I'm fine love, get ready baby.
Boy: I love you, I can't wait to see you. I'm getting ready to leave now.
Girl: Okay but honey I'm on my periods, just letting you know in case...
Boy: My car just blew up, I can't come to see you.
Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does.
Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry.
Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my periods. My panties are just looking too red.
Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart.
Girl: Shit! I'm really on my periods. Just did not notice the blood.
Boy: Damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again, I won't come!!!!
Girl: Awwww Okay I'm fine love, get ready baby.
Boy: I love you, I can't wait to see you. I'm getting ready to leave now.
Girl: Okay but honey I'm on my periods, just letting you know in case...
Boy: My car just blew up, I can't come to see you.
Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does.
Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry.
Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my periods. My panties are just looking too red.
Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart.
Girl: Shit! I'm really on my periods. Just did not notice the blood.
Boy: Damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again, I won't come!!!!
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